Wrestlemania!
Female wrestler Kristy Barnes rolls into Bayside to teach everyone a Very Important Lesson about gender roles. So Important is this Lesson, as it turns out, that there is no time for Jessie to learn that "pigism" isn't actually a word, nor for the rest of us to learn why Coach Sonski has a mysterious accent straight outta Newark. But at least we all now know how to escape a choke hold by administering a noogie.

The Bullshit Aptitude Test
Sharpen those No. 2 pencils, kids, and get ready to wade through the bullshit! If this episode is to be believed, taking the SATs is the most important thing you'll ever do in your life (ever), colleges pay no attention to students' grades or activities and offer scholarship packages that include cars, caesar salads come with anchovies, people will believe you're from Harvard as long as you say "Harvard" super-annoyingly, Zack is a genius, and Jessie's an idiot. All right, we'll buy that last one.